And, what!?

How can a night that involved plenty of alcohol, the girlfriend, and cute/sexy female friends in a hot tub in their underwear (including said girlfriend) turn out so bad? :(
revolution that,
dazzconfuzzled.

Mais Pourquoi?!

Mais pourquoi?! Mais pourquoi?!

Yes I know I hotlinked the image, I'm lazy today. So if it goes down then I guess that's good, it was sad to see Zidane end his international career that way.

props to this man today

The Secret

Okay boys, if you haven't figured it out yet:
If you don't shower, your girlfriend will dump you (Axe doesn't count)

In other news, if you are hungry, your stomach may growl.
dazz.

A song:
DJ Jazzy Jeff + the Fresh Prince - I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson

["Calcium deposits make your showerhead spray in all directions!"]