Your Speed Is: Results Part 2 of ???

So I was biking to work yesterday and there happened to be another P.E.E.P. program on a street in my neighbo[u]rhood. This wasn't right by my house, but nearby and on my way to work. I didn't notice until almost to late but I started biking harder and flew by at 32 km/h. Not bad... I'll try again another day, maybe Wed.
Sorry this post wasn't funny or very interesting..... my humo[u]r gland is taking a break today. However, you can check out these two crazy girls from some off/random funnies.
revolution this,
dazz.

Productivity Defined

Today I've woken up, eaten good/healthy food, been to work, answered emails, attended multiple classes, talked and reconnected with old friends, and more, but the best thing I've done today by far has been creating this picture while bored near the end of a 3 hour class:

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revolution that,
dazz.

She Blew a Kiss to My Ego

Today I was waiting at a bus stop on the side of a busy road near a stoplight. This car pulls up to a red light and the driver, a good looking girl around my age, glances out the window towards me as she's slowing to a stop. She then does a double take and looks at me and almost crashes into the back of the car in front of her! Once safely stopped her and her friend are looking out the window checking me out, but aren't sure if I see them. The driver sticks her head out the window, smiles and waves, so I smile and wave back. She then shouts over "I love you!", and naturally I return "Love you too!".
Yesterday my girlfriend said I looked "really hot today", and last night at a club I was dancing with three cuties at once (the girlfriend and two mutual friends).
Just call me butter baby, cause I'm on a roll!
revolution that,
dazz.

A Very Late Project

Last week I finally saw the Blair Witch Project. I say "finally" because it's the biggest financial success in terms of production-cost to gross-income ratio, and also remembering how much I heard about it when it had just come out.
Anyways, the only 2 good parts are as follows:
a) When it's just Mike and Heather left and they're trying to decide where to walk next. Walking South for a day got them back to where they started so they were debating whether to try West or East. Mike was all depressed (understandable) and mumbled something about the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz and Heather says that she's the Wicked Witch of the West. Mike mumbles that they should proceed East because of that.
b)The very very very ending of the movie, with Mike standing in the corner just like one of the townies had said in the interviews at the beginning of the movie.
revolution this,
dazz.

Snakes on a Plane goof?

Forget all the Snakes on a Plane shiznat. Here's what you need to know:
[WARNING! HERE BE SPOILERS!]
Near the very end when the witness gets bitten in the chest by a deadly snake, Bad-Ass Mother Fucker (BMF) Samuel L. Jackson shoots the dude square in the chest, right through the snake that bit him. Dude falls backwards but is A-OK because he's wearing a bullet proof vest. Of course BMF knew this because he's probably the smart mutha who put the bullet proof vest on the witness that's under FBI protection. The bullets kill the snake but witness dude is okay because he's got the slug stopper on.
However, earlier on in the movie just after the snakes have dropped from the oxygen masks, BMF's partner in FBI crime goes down to investigate all the ruckus and finds SNAKES, ON A MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE!!! Suddenly he (BMF's partner) gets bit in the chest by a copper head or whatever venomous snake. This dude later dies... and we see his chest exposed with the bite marks on his pecs. What I don't get is:
Why isn't the on-duty FBI agent, who is transporting a witness who needs dire protection from a well known and well connected crime lord, wearing a bullet proof vest himselt!?.
That is all.
[SPOILERS END HERE]
... Not much after the spoiler warning eh? Go see the flick; Entertaining mix of action and horror.
revolution that,
dazz.

TRApPED!

Last month I bought a new laptop but it wasn't until this evening that I finally created and put in place my own Windows Sound Scheme. The alert sounds, Windows Start Up / Shut Down / Logon / Logoff tunes, critical stop alert sounds, device attach/remove/failed alerts, recycling bin emptying, everything! The following is a list of the sound effects and sound bytes used:

Asterisk & Critical Stop alerts: Riley Freeman from The Boondocks saying "Wait, hold up" (from the A Huey Freeman Christmas episode, Riley was writing a letter to Santa and needed an eraser).
Default Beep: Again from The Boondocks, a white teacher trying to teach Kwanzaa stuff at the public school during Christmas. He's attempting to get the kids to participate in a chant and is yelling, "Harambi!" (which I'm most likely spelling terribly wrong).
Device Connect (ie: USB devices): An announcer-type voice enthusiastically proclaiming "Here we go!"; from Blackalicious - Chemical Calisthenics.
Device Disconnect: An echoey voice saying "Drrrop"; from The Pharcyde - Drop.
Device Failed to Connect: The fill from Bob James - Take Me to The Mardi Gras, more well known as the "song with the water glasses being played with spoons sound" by Run DMC called Peter Piper featuring Jam Master Jay (the turntables might wobble but they don't fall down!).
Exclamation alert: Strong Bad saying "Bshht! The Double Deuce."
Exit Windows: Strong Bad again, this time saying "It's about time! Why don't you go outside or something? Nerd."
Start Windows: The THX "Deep Note" thing that appears before movies (Digitally Mastered!).
Windows Logoff: A quick DJ scratch then a voice saying "You are ready to go on [echo: go on, go on, go on]"; from Blackalicious again.
Windows Logon: The most famous section of James Brown - Funky Drummer; "One, Two, Three, Four, Hit it! [the funky drummer drumming]...".
Empty Recycle Bin: Strong Bad yelling his trademark "DELETED!"
MSN Contact Online: "[quick DJ scratch] Y'all know the name!"
MSN New Mail: Before one of Strong Bad's email episodes (I'm too lazy to look up which one) he says "Awwwwwwwwwwww EMAIL!!!" and then some heavy rock riff comes in for a few seconds.
MSN New Message: [a single basic DJ scratch]
MSN New Mobile Message: Strong Bad, before checking his email another day/episode, says in great wonder and amazement "Oh! Electronic mail!"
MSN Nudge: A drumroll, then Flava Flav saying "Huh!", then a single snare hit; from Public Enemy - Revolverlution.

The only ones I want to customize but haven't are the Low Battery and Critical Battery alerts for the laptop. Otherwise I'm all set.
As well, in the next week I hope to finally spray paint the stencil I designed for the top of the lappy. I won't tell you what it is (I'll post pics when it's done), but it involves the 1980s, and the colours red, white, and black.
Tis all, you're dismissed.

revolution this,
dazz.

PS - the title of this post has nothing to do with the content, however it is not meaningless. If you can figure out the riddle/joke of it post in the comments.

["Snow is water that is thinking of becoming ice" -Weebl]